So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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