Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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