Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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