just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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