my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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