my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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