well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this will be a night to untag.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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