I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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