I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I have tasted many bathrooms
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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