plz talk dirty to me
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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