I just saw a hot homeless man
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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