This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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