i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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