Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
