ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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