I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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