if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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