Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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