He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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