Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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