Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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