Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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