windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i love accidental penises.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
cat food counts as protein by the way
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
