Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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