she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
