so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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