I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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