but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I said "one day" and that day is not today
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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