have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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