i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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