We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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