Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
