well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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