Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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