Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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