Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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