its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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