Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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