loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
dude. I can hear the air.
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