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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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