shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just invented taco cereal.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Randomize
