who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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