This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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