Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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