Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
