Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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