My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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