If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My hand turned me down
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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