she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Are we still banned from the library?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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