I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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