We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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