Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack