theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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