Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.