Where is the hickey?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
accomplished twins. life is a go
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.