I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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