You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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