So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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